The Colossal Muffuletta Monster
Introducing "The Colossal Muffuletta Monster," a culinary titan that's as immense in flavor as it is in size. This sandwich is not for the faint of heart; it's a feast that satisfies even the heartiest of appetites.
Imagine layer upon layer of mouthwatering ingredients stacked high between two slices of freshly baked bread. You'll find a symphony of flavors, including savory cured meats, zesty pickled vegetables, creamy cheeses, and a generous slathering of tangy olive salad.
But what truly makes this sandwich a monster is its size. It's a towering creation that dares you to take on its colossal deliciousness. Each bite is an adventure, a journey through a landscape of textures and tastes that will have your taste buds dancing.
INGREDIENTS:
¾ cup pitted mixed oil-packed olives
1 tablespoon capers
½ cup chopped roasted red peppers
2 tablespoons parsley leaves
½ cup giardiniera (Italian-style pickled vegetable salad, see note)
1 medium garlic clove, minced (about 1 teaspoon)
1 tablespoon red wine vinegar
3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
1 large muffuletta-style roll
½ pound thinly sliced sweet soppressata
½ pound thinly sliced mortadella
½ pound thinly sliced capicola
½ pound thinly sliced provolone cheese
PREPARATION:
Combine olives, capers, peppers, parsley, giardiniera, and garlic in the bowl of a food processor. Pulse to chop until no pieces larger than ½ -inch remain. Transfer to a bowl. Add vinegar and olive oil and stir to combine. For best results, let olive salad rest overnight.
Split muffuletta roll in half and spread each cut surface generously with olive salad, making sure to include the juices when spreading. Layer half of soppressata on bottom half of bun, followed by half of mortadella, half of capicola, and half of provolone.
Repeat layers with remaining meat and cheese as tall as you like. Close sandwiches and press down gently to compress. For best flavor, wrap tightly in paper or plastic and let rest for 1 hour before serving.
"The Colossal Muffuletta Monster" isn't just a sandwich; it's an obscene experience. Whether you're sharing it with friends at a picnic or taking on the challenge solo, this sandwich promises to be a memorable and satisfying culinary adventure. So, prepare to tackle the giant, and let your taste buds revel in the colossal deliciousness of this sandwich masterpiece.
