🤣 Welcome to Bleep’s Comedy Corner 🎤
Bleep was born in the van during the COVID-19 worldwide pandemic lockdowns—my tattoo who suddenly started talking back as the world tried to cancel comedy and everyone forgot how to laugh. I couldn’t take it anymore. The world was stressed, sensitive, and losing its sense of humor faster than toilet paper disappeared from shelves. So I gave my unconscious mind a microphone.
Bleep says the things we all think but don’t dare admit—because sometimes the only way to survive this ridiculous life is to laugh at the mess, at the pain, at ourselves. Comedy is medicine. Sarcasm is CPR. And one perfectly timed zinger can slap you right out of a bad mood and back onto your good foot.
I want you to know that many of the voices, words, and illustrations here were created with the help of artificial intelligence—not as a shortcut, but as a lifeline for my dyslexic, intuitive, neurodivergent mind. These tools finally allow me to give shape to the characters, songs, humor, and archetypes I’ve carried in my spirit for a lifetime.
Because there is a war on comedy, and I have to do something about it.
Every character you meet—including Bleep, Captain Crispy, and the many singers and oddballs popping out of the Collective Unconscious—is a fictional creation designed to reflect the hero’s journey, our inner patterns, and the wild psychology we all share.
The AI-enhanced images are reworked by me in Canva and other tools, and the singing voices are part me, part digital magic, all crafted with one intention: to bring you joy, levity, and a little lightness so your day sucks just a tiny bit less.
This corner of the blog is where my neurodiverse, dyslexic, jazz-singer improv brain runs wild with Bleep and his cast of chaotic kitchen misfits—mixing dark humor with joy, music with madness, and food with pure foolish fun. It’s a playground for the inner child who still knows how to giggle when life gets stupid.
We suffered. We survived. Now we laugh.
Come meet the crew. Join the trouble.
Let yourself feel alive again.
Because boredom is a fate worse than death.
With love, music, food, art & fun,
Tré Taylor & Bleep
⭐ Bleep: The Hand-Tattoo with Star Power
Name: Bleep
Occupation: Chef, comedian, accidental life coach, reluctant mystic
Known For: Turning swearing into an art form, stealing the spotlight from Tré, and being permanently attached to her hand.
Biography: Born during a late-night vision and immortalized in ink, Bleep rose from humble beginnings on the back of Tré’s hand to become the breakout star of her kitchen, her comedy, and her chaos. With a face made for closeups and a mouth that refuses to be censored, he’s equal parts Yoda, Guy Fieri, and your most unfiltered drinking buddy.
Bleep first honed his skills as Tré’s shadow-sidekick, blurting out what she wouldn’t dare say herself. He’s glamorous, loyal, accident-prone, and dangerously funny. Whether he’s swearing his way through a soufflé or trying (and failing) to meditate, Bleep keeps the show on track with a wink, a rant, and a perfectly timed punchline.
Career Highlights:
Starred in “The Deliciously Fun Life” cooking show — part recipe, part roast, all chaos.
Master of Immoral Support™ — helping Tré survive life with sarcastic wisdom and four-letter words.
Chef-in-progress — currently experimenting with recipes and swear-word alternatives (spoiler: he’s not very good at the alternatives).
Hollywood-ready charisma — one glance at his glamor shot and you’ll know: this hand puppet isn’t just a tattoo, he’s a legacy.
Personal Life: Bleep claims his mother was a truck driver and his father a sailor, which explains both his filthy mouth and his love for authentic diner and Jewish delicatessen food.
Bleep was designed by Tré’, but was born in Oakland,CA - Matt Decker is the artist who inked Bleep. He’s the owner-artist at Premium Tattoo in Oakland, CA. PREMIUM TATTOO!
When not in the kitchen or cracking jokes, he spends his time trying to meditate, practicing “shadow yoga,” and plotting his eventual Oscar acceptance speech (which will probably be censored).
Fun Facts:
Once swore he’d open a sausage factory, then swore never to mention it again.
Can swear in 5 languages, usually while burning toast.
Dreams of hosting his own neurodiverse network for CREATIVES to thrive together in.
He is considering hosting a late-night cooking show called “Fork Off with Bleep.”
🥓 Meet Captain Crispy: King of Bacon, Keeper of the Smoke
Every hero needs a sidekick. Batman had Robin. Sherlock had Watson. And Bleep—the foul-mouthed puppet star of Deliciously Fun Life—has Captain Crispy.
Born in a haze of hickory smoke on Bourbon Street, Captain Crispy emerged from a cast-iron skillet with a saxophone in one hand and a slab of applewood bacon in the other. From that moment forward, he was destined to be more than just breakfast—he was bound for glory.
Captain Crispy is a Pit Master Jazzman, a philosopher of smoke and sizzle. He’s played late-night sets at smoky clubs in New Orleans, battled rival pitmasters at midnight cook-offs, and once serenaded a crowd into tears with a bacon-wrapped saxophone solo. They say you can still hear the faint sound of sizzling when he hits a high note.
What makes Crispy the perfect Ally is simple:
He’s cool under pressure (literally—you could set the kitchen on fire and he’d just put on his shades and start riffing).
He believes bacon is a love language, not just a food group.
And when the going gets tough, he’s there to lay down a groove, pass the tongs, and remind you that joy is always on the menu.